'Crystal Fairy' offers worthwhile time with unlikable characters There's something strangely haunting about "Crystal Fairy," which is probably the quality that makes it an interesting…
'Turbo' lacks extra throttle of better family films Perhaps I'm getting cynical as I age, but I think there is a mechanized animated-family-movie-plot-generator hidden somewhere…
Solid contact edition of: New on DVD Sometimes making movies is easy. Just take an inspirational and historically profound true story, film it with some…
Rasputin on the Blitz Once upon a time, there was a gentle prince who fell in love with a handsome, practical princess. His father, the…
'Grown Ups 2' should be lit on fire, placed on Old Man Clemens' porch Greg: A quick story: A few years ago, my TV died.…
Giant robots fight giant monsters — 'nuff said When I was a kid our local UHF station would fill its Saturday afternoon timeslot with old…
Trailer Park: 'Delivery Man' Foreign-language films get remade all the time by American studios hungry for new ideas. In fact, when I saw the moderately…
'Lone Ranger' offers uneven tone, heavy dose of Tonto I really wanted to like "The Lone Ranger" if only for all the hours I spent…
Yea, though I walk through the 'Valley of the Dolls' Ask anyone who knows me and they'll tell you that my two favorite things in…
'White House Down' seems vaguely familiar Greg: Why are you people clapping? Brian: [clapclapclapclapclap] MOOOOVIEEEMOOOOOVIEEEEEEMOOOOVIEEEEEEE [clapclapclap] Greg: Sorry, we'll get to that soon. First, let's…